THE APPOCOLYPSE IS NEIGH!!! REPENT YE FOUL SINNER!!!!

There are dark forces swirling around the mighty Doctor, after his encounter with the Pandorica the doctor has found himself faceing a nemisis of old with a new lacky who once more wishes to bring him to his knees.

An internet source is claiming that Johnny Depp has been signed on to play the Doctor in a movie version of the brilliant BBC series in a script penned by the foul infamous beast who was the real enemy of the doctor in "The End Of Time"... Russell T Davies.

Look he is EVIL!!!

The likleyhood that anyone could sit down after being brought up to speed on the Doctor and the current boon with the new era of our holy lord Moffat and think that this would be a good idea is so infantesimly samll that I would encourage everyone to get together, build a rocket, fly to a planet made entirely out of salt, find 10 identical planets and then use this salt along side the rumor

Although this does give me enough things to start my list, thats right a hate this is basically for any tiny scrap of information you find on these peoples/comapies wrong doings, let me know and a small head smashing will follow as well as a threat

The threat for today: If this does go ahead I will go to Hollywood with a grip that will hold peoples eyes open and the Season 3 Finale of DW on DVD and force the Producer to watch it continuaisly for 5 days, If he can then provide me with a reason why this project cannot fail, then I will be like a captin of a ship before he sends it off to traverse the sea.

... Savagly hit him with a champagne bottle.

Night all