Doctor WTF

Okay as much as I loved beating the stuffing out of Russell T Davis last week it turns out, unsurprisingly, that there will be no Johnny Depp led Doctor Who American movie. As much as this news warms my heart it does set me off on a train of thought as to what an American Doctor Who movie would look like???

Well after some thought I have come up with what I would expect:

Lindsay Adams (Megan Fox) is a large-chested and rich socialite who seems to have it all, until the day she meets Doctor Who (Johnny Depp) a rough and tumbled alien scientist on the run from his own planet of time-travelling authoritarians who want to kill him for just being to awesome.

[side note he will introduce himself as Who?... Doctor Who!]

But now a mysterious entity known only as Master Evil (Arnold Schwarzenegger), along with his comical and bumbling assistants known as the Daleks (Tommy Wiseau), is trying to alter the fabric of time as we know it, by blowing up some arbitrary Macguffin. With time running out Lindsay and Doctor must race against every clock in order to heal time. But how do you heal what is in flux?

From visionary Director Micheal Bay (Transformers) and Executive Producer Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark) comes this summers most magical adventure.

DOCTOR WHO
AND HIS MAGICAL TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSIONS IN SPACE MACHINE

 

I think I should become a screen writer.